The Reason Im Old And Wise Is Because God Protected Me When I Was Yound And Stupid
Unisex Standard T-Shirt / white / s
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Welcome to our refined collection that signifies the wisdom and aptitude that comes with age. Our "The Reason I'm Old and Wise Is Because God Protected Me When I Was Young and Stupid" clothing line is a perfect tribute to the seasoned life travellers who have sailed through stormy weathers and have since wisened up. Our sophisticated variety caters to a wide range of clothing choices, including Unisex Standard T-Shirts, Men's and Women's Long-Sleeved T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Soft Style Fitted T-Shirts, V-Neck T-Shirts, Zip Hoodies, Pullover Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Women’s Premium Slim Fit Tees, Jersey SS V-Neck T-Shirts and Jersey Tanks, Ideal Racerback Tanks, and Premium Crewneck Sweatshirts. Each piece is a harmonious blend of style and comfort, proudly displaying the mantra “The Reason I'm Old and Wise Is Because God Protected Me When I Was Young and Stupid”. Every article from our collection is a distinct badge of honor and resilience, a perfect testament to the lessons learned, the challenges overcome, and the wisdom earned through years of experience. Regardless of your current stage in life's journey - be it reminiscing about past adventures, sharing invaluable life wisdom with younger generations, or enjoying a peaceful retirement, our attire reinforces your triumphant journey. Embrace your roller coaster ride of life with pride, inspire others to persevere through their trials and tribulations, and celebrate your seasoned wisdom. After all, wisdom comes with age, and there's no better way to profess your personal growth than by wearing it with grandeur!
Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care Instruction:
- Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
- Do not use bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Do not tumble dry
Production time:
- Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 3-5 business days
- Special for Canvas/Poster printing: 5-7 business days
- All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 7-10 business days
Shipping time:
- Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days
- All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 11-14 business days
- International orders may take an additional: 1-2 weeks.
Note: Shipping time can take from 21 to 25 business days, the tracking is normal that there might not be timely updated of your parcel therefore please wait patiently.
View moreWhile we want every order to be perfect, mistakes can happen occasionally. We can offer reproductions and refunds for your orders if there are order mistakes. If you are submitting a reproduction or refund request, please include photo evidence of your product in your order.
Cases where we cover the Reprinting cost (Reproductions) or Refunding:
- There is a manufacturing issue with your product.
- The product in your order is broken or damaged during transit.
- You receive the wrong product in your order.
- The order is lost in transit, and the initial shipping address was correct.
- The order is lost in transit, and the actual shipping time exceeds the general shipping time frame for orders.
If the goods delivered to you fall under one of the criteria noted above, please follow below steps to request from our customer service:
- You must submit a request for a return within 14 business days after you receive your goods.
- After 14 business days, no return will be accepted. Also, if goods are returned prior to submitting your request, those goods are forfeited.
- Please note that customers are responsible for return shipping labels. We will send you return instructions separately by email.
- You must submit a request for a return within 14 business days after you receive your goods.
- It will take approximately 5-10 business days to process your refund.