I Have Selective Hearing, Im sorry You Weren't Selected Today

We are pleased to unveil our latest enticing campaign: "I Have Selective Hearing, I'm Sorry You Weren't Selected Today". This lighthearted collection caters to all individuals with a sense of humor who appreciate the funny side of life's complexities.

Kickstarting our collection, we present unisex standard and premium T-shirts. With artfully depicted designs, these shirts represent a quirky reminder of life's humorous aspects. They inspire you to handle life's conundrums with grace and a pinch of laughter. Put on a T-shirt and reflect your humor outwardly to the world.

Our unisex hoodies and sweatshirts are perfect for those cooler days or when you just want to feel cozy while showcasing your distinctive style and attitude. These comfortable and warm items feature our characteristic campaign design, prompting cheerfulness and boldness in the face of life's unpredictable turns.

Our stylish women's soft style fitted T-shirts, V-neck T-shirts, and premium slim fit tees are not to be missed. Created with a delicate blend of style and comfort, the playful designs will certainly brighten your day while promoting an overall fun-filled atmosphere.

Brace for the colder seasons with our men's long-sleeved T-shirts, men's zip hoodies, unisex premium hoodies, and crewneck sweatshirts. These clothing items deliver not just coziness and warmth, but also emulate your fun-loving and thoughtful stand on life's eccentricities.

As the temperature rises, our assortment of men's tank tops, women's tank tops, and unisex jersey tank tops, along with women's standard T-shirts will keep your days merry and cool. Flaunt these designs and spread a hearty laugh while ensuring ultimate comfort and style.

The "I Have Selective Hearing, I'm Sorry You Weren't Selected Today" line is more than just a collection of distinctively designed apparel. This is a lifestyle statement, a jovial solution to navigate through life's challenging paths. Wear these items not just as a style statement, but also as an embodiment of the humorous and positive message they project.

The hoodie that started it all. This unisex classic mid-weight hoodie is spun from our premium 3-end fleece, making it crazy soft, prime for DTG printing, and under 5% shrinkage. It features a comfortable, relaxed fit, making it perfect for everyday.

Features: 3 Panel Hood fleece lined for extra comfort. 100% cotton face. Side-seamed. Double-needle topstitch on all seams. Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets. Kangaroo pocket. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. 

30 singles 100% Cotton Face Yarn, 8.25 oz. (280 gsm)

Solids Fabrication: 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester

Grey Heather Fabrication:70% ringspun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester

Charcoal Heather Fabrication: 60% ringspun cotton, 30% polyester, 10% recycled polyester

Care Instruction:

• Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
• Do not use bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Do not tumble dry